Clowns & Jokers

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

To the UN-initiated...

The UN are finally pulling out their 'observers' after 4 died last week.

That wont stop Hitzballah using their positions as convenient cover*. What a joke!

What Id like to know is what the UN observers continued 'usefully observing' in the middle of a Hizballah stronghold/war zone- with their fingers crossed presumably? Having noted that bombs had been falling dangerously close to their post all week, when one eventually lands on them they act all surprised. Either they are thick or they knew that Hezballah were using them as convenient cover. What possible use were they serving anyway. Useless idiots. And re Kofi Annan, a 'prominent' figure as far as the media is concerned, how is he allowed to get away virtually unchallenged with such biased and disgusting comments implying the bombing was 'deliberate'?

Presumably its to divert attention away from the obvious:-

(Like the BBC)

The Times :
* Even before today's air strike, aid agencies had given warning that getting safe passage for the vital supplies beyond Tyre was proving highly dangerous due to Israeli bombardment and Hezbollah rocket launchers exploiting convoys as cover

Hezbollah fighters further endangered the mercy missions by using the arrival of UN convoys as cover to bring out launchers and fire rockets at Israel from near the vehicles, he claimed, attracting incoming fire


At Saturday, 29 July, 2006, Anonymous Steve said...

Apparently, the UN has had 'peacekeepers' in Lebanon since 1978.

God knows why it's taken them until now to realise that they are no bloody use at all.

At Saturday, 29 July, 2006, Anonymous Enid said...

They are, and always have been, a useless bunch. A bit like the Euro Song Contest in a way, various countries find it convenient to annoy their 'friends' or enemies with their decisions. Doing a great job in Darfur!

Well done Kofi can always be relief on to say the right things at the right time!

At Sunday, 30 July, 2006, Blogger Snafu said...

How neutral will a peacekeeping force be if it is made up of troops primarily from Muslim countries!?!

At Sunday, 30 July, 2006, Blogger DV said...


I'm guessing - not very!!

At Monday, 31 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good point Snafu!

They need excellent leadership, and their objectives need to be clearly stated; to protect Israel from Hizb'allah and to create a buffer zone between Israel and Hizballah.

However, back to reality, we have Kofi "Israel did it on purporse" Annan in charge...

At Monday, 31 July, 2006, Anonymous alison said...

I dont see Hitzbollah agreeing to disband under the proposed UN resolution either.

Snafu - you're right it wont be. Im trying to find a youtube video that demonstrates how that might pan out. It shows Hitzbollah 'militants' already using UN vehicles to escape a street fight.

At Tuesday, 01 August, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the video of the UN picking up Hizballah militants

At Thursday, 03 August, 2006, Blogger Poseidon said...

How to trick puppet states into attacking your enemies for you, and possibly start WWIII:

(i) Shell a picnicking Palestinian family on a Gaza beach. When challenged, dispute the exact time of the shelling and claim a Palestinian mine must have coincidentally just happened to have exploded a few minutes after your gunboat shelled the area, irrespective of the fact that the physical evidence such as injuries to the head and chest would indicate a shell dropping from the sky rather than a mine exploding under the sand. If the "wrong timing" excuse is debunked, say that your shells landed elsewhere, studiously ignoring the absence of any supporting evidence for the "wrong place" claim.

(ii) With the Palestinians suitably riled, place the bait. Small, isolated groups of your soldiers should be stationed at the border. This might consist of a single tank, a decoy armored personnel carrier (APC), and a guard tower. All must be orientated such that they are facing away from the mouth of a tunnel known to be used by Palestinians. Do not provide any additional cover. There should be no more than four soldiers manning the guard tower and four in the tank.

(iii) If Palestinian "terrorists" attack and manage to take one or two soldiers alive, then you have just won the jackpot. However, the probability of this is quite remote. It requires that about eight enemy fighters crawl undetected through a sand tunnel of horizontal section approximately 650 meters by 0.4 to 0.6 meters by 0.4 to 0.7 meters whilst carrying a couple of handheld anti-tank grenade launchers (RPGs), a few hand grenades and two or three rifles. After splitting up, one group of three hits the decoy APC, and two "guerrillas" take on the tower's four soldiers. Another three fighters blast through the rear of the tank and throw in grenades, killing two occupants outright and severely injuring another. Inexplicably, a fourth soldier, in the same tank that was hit by an RPG and had grenades hurled into it, incurs such minor wounds as to be able to run 300 meters to the security fence and then a further 350 to 500 meters across no-man's-land after the Arabs blast a hole through the barrier, before snipers in the guard tower can pick off the fleeing Arabs. At seven-minute mile pace on sand, for example, plus time to blast through the perimeter, your forces would have to "stand down" for four minutes or more. Hence, you will almost certainly need to improvise. For example, shoot some Palestinian prisoners and claim them as "terrorist attackers" who were shot in the raid. Send two or three of your soldiers across the border, or better still, shoot them yourself. Offer the enemy a chance for glory by broadcasting the "tunnelling cross-border raid" spin; by the time they discover they have been tricked it will be too late to change their story.

(iv) Order your Air Force to bomb Gaza, targeting civilians and infrastructure. Kill dozens of civilians, including children, and ensure you use illegal weapons. Send in armored vehicles and ground troops and illegally arrest dozens of democratically elected government ministers, as planned weeks in advance of any alleged provocation. The pretext is one of attempting to free a captured soldier or soldiers, even though your government is currently holding over 9,000 Palestinians, 900 of them jailed without trial.

(v) As a distraction, stage an "11 series" phony terror attack, e.g. 7 bombs detonated within 11 minutes of each other on 7/11. The target will ideally have a regular Jewish contingent and a large number of Israeli tourists, and will be selected on the basis of which country has done the most to annoy Israel over the previous few weeks.

(vi) With world opinion conditioned into perceiving Israeli bombings as a regular feature of the Middle East, ramp up the action by staging a similar pretext for military action against Lebanon. Send small units of your soldiers across the border into Lebanon until one or two are captured or arrested by Lebanese police or militia. Instruct the Zionist press to spin the event so that it appears that "Arabs started it" by conducting a "cross-border raid".

(vii) Order your Air Force to bomb Lebanon, on a pretext of attempting to free a captured soldier or soldiers, even though the operation will lead to the deaths of dozens of Israeli soldiers and civilians within a fortnight. Kill hundreds of Lebanese civilians. Ensure you use illegal weapons such as cluster bombs, phosphorus incendiaries and thermobaric or vacuum bombs. Warn civilians to evacuate an area after bombing bridges to make this impossible, then target them like sitting ducks. Reduce the  country's infrastructure to rubble. In order to further terrorize civilians and volunteers, fire at the very center of the crosses on Red Cross ambulances. If the UN does not grovel wholly in support of your massacre of civilians, show them who's boss by bombing and killing UN observers after providing a personal assurance that UN positions will not be targeted; you can then profess "deep regret" even though ten telephone calls were made over a period of six hours warning Israel not to bomb the UN.

(viii) Have "al Qaeda" announce that they will come to the support of their brothers in Palestine and Lebanon.

(ix) [Optional] Stage another phony terror strike a la Mumbai, as a distraction for the next phase.

(x) Target a US or UK ship as you did with the USS Liberty; with any luck, this time the damned thing will obligingly sink. If not, express "regret" and try again a couple of weeks later. After all, it didn't take long for most of the "dumb goyim" to forget the holocaust of tens of millions of Russian Christians at the hands of Jewish Bolsheviks, the King David hotel attack, the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty attack, the Global Hawk UAV "attack" on the Pentagon and the WTC controlled demolitions insurance scam, etc. The ship incident may then be blamed on Syria or Iran. Whatever the target, the event will need to be at least on the scale of 9/11.

(xi) Order the US to hit Syria or Iran with nuclear "bunker buster" weapons. Kill hundreds of thousands or millions of civilians.

At this point, the Zionist billionaires in the US and Canada might decide to jettison their Israeli colleagues. Should Russia or China elect to defend Iran with a nuclear strike on Israel, the North American Zionist mafia will be hiding in their bunkers ready to pick up the pieces and turn the situation to their advantage. You can bet your bottom dollar that in the event of a WWIII which killed, say, a billion people, international Zionists would bounce back with headlines along the lines of "Sixty million Jews murdered by Iranian fascists". This time they would demand not just Palestine, but the entire world. Anyone who pointed out that the Jewish population was never anywhere near sixty million would be dubbed an "anti-Semite" and "neo-Iranian". The few surviving Iranians would then be paying reparations to the billionaire gangsters for the next 60 years, with the remaining masses enslaved, impoverished, and facing a poor prognosis.

The immediate goal of the Gaza and Lebanon operations is to enable premeditated Israeli crimes against humanity and have some gullible observers believe that Israel "has a right to defend itself against terrorists". However, the hawks would love to go much further. Leaders of the global Zionist crime syndicate, descendants of a Turkic Asiatic tribe who were chased from their former Khazaria homeland north of the Caucasus by the Rus'ians and Genghis Khan's Mongols, are very like the fictional Dalek race of the Dr Who sci-fi series. They are absolutely ruthless, and lack even the most rudimentary moral compass, conscience, or sense of compassion. They are hell-bent on conquest and world domination. And they are obsessed with extermination: exterminating everyone around them (e.g. forcing hundreds of Egyptian POWs to dig their own graves, with each batch being machine-gunned before the next line is ordered to fill in and dig the next graves), and fabricating hoax claims of having been "victims of extermination campaigns" for fraudulent business and political purposes.

The monstrous terrorist state of Israel, created under false pretenses by the House of Rothschild and international Zionist organizations, should be erased from the map without further ado, so that Jews and Arabs might once again live in peace with each other.

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At Thursday, 03 August, 2006, Anonymous alison said...

Dont talk bollocks. Mark Garlasco, the Human Rights Watch representative whose doubts regarding Israel's version of events on that beach saw fresh evidence and has conceded that the deaths were unlikely to have been caused by Israeli artillery fire. Its been independently assessed as a total con.

And with all that military hardware you think Israel would bother to indiscriminantly target civilians so precisely? Why not carpet bomb the lot.

...Erased from the map? Where are posting from - Iran? Should I be laughing? Who knows.

At Thursday, 03 August, 2006, Blogger associatecontributor1 said...

Jesus I don't put as much effort into my posts as that guy put into that comment.

At Thursday, 03 August, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He didn't. He cut and pasted. Pasted on my blog too...He's a fucking anti-semite of the highest order. Second name Hitler, by any chance "Poseidon"?

At Thursday, 03 August, 2006, Anonymous alison said...

LOL. I know. I was going to delete it as he is indeed a fucking anti semite of the highest order (who links to dubious sites like 'what *REALLY* happened'...) But then i thought he has just gone to tooo much trouble to look an arse!

At Tuesday, 08 August, 2006, Blogger Poseidon said...

What was Mark Garlasco's "fresh evidence" - Israeli Major-General Kalifi's assurance that the IDF had removed and tested a piece of shrapnel from an injured Palestinian and IDF tests had shown it was the wrong type of weapons grade alloy, a threat by Israel that if Garlasco didn't agree on a compromise he would be 'suicided' or might meet with an 'accident', or the sight of a few thousand shekels?

Maybe it was a massive and immediate conspiracy to falsify the data, agreed and orchestrated within minutes by dozens of Palestinians and independent witnesses. The Palestinians changed the hospital admission times to make it look as if the injured children were admitted at 5:05 p.m. rather than, say, 5:25. Hence, it would look as if the time of admission minus the 20 minutes for the round trip to the hospital would place the time of the blast at 4:45, which is when Israel was still shelling.

Also, the Palestinians conveniently had artillery shell shrapnel to hand, so they could remove the tell-tale Palestinian IED shrapnel from the injured children and implant the shell fragments into the children's blood, ready to be 'discovered' at the hospital in order to incriminate Israel. Or maybe the Palestinians were just able to confer and agree on a set of lies within minutes. After all, Kalifi says that they "have no problem lying". One of the children was digging into the sand head first, and the others were all lying down with their heads facing the hole. And this really ridiculous coincidence of active shelling and a IED going off just happened to occur.

Haven't the crackpot conspiracy theorists realised that Israel's Major-General simply has to tell a lie about the results of the IDF tests?

Israel can't just carpet bomb the lot of them. The Zionist cabal has to con its "useful idiots" into believing that Israel is merely defending itself against "terrorists".


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