I see Dumb People

You would think, wouldnt you, that when the kids from les banlieues for whom this now infamous French law was principally designed, rushed out, bored, jobless and full of Islam - and started beating the crap out of the student protestors that the students would get the message, would you not.

But no - those students, mums, dads and unions think theyve scored a decisive victory. For the peasants no less. LMAO.

So let me tell you:

Vous êtes foutu. Vous n'avez pas compris?

Ils se sont forcément fait une image de vous qui confine plutôt au super-loser, mes amis...

Europe and its leaders in turmoil

We needn't be feeling so smug:

Not Big - Not Clever

Of course until then London, fabulous capital of all things Evil & Anglo Saxon, single handedly propping up the rest of this country and Europe with its Evil Bastions of Capitalism, will continue to be no 1 destination for the same whinging French students opposed to 'casualisation'.

Im all for people who actually want to WORK. Obviously. But its at times like this id like to declare London fully independent and physically hacksaw round the edges, floating us out to sea. Just to prove a goddamn point. Jettisoning Ken Livingstone as we go.

Actually maybe we could just swap him for Sarkozy. I'd be happy with that.

Honestly Chirac, you meatball, bow out graciously now before you give the socialists anymore firepower.

Vive Londres.