Clowns & Jokers

Stuck in the middle.... Left, right, centre. It's a mess out there.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

'I predict a Junta'


So this week the government accidentally releases 900 or so foreign rapists, murderers and dealers into society instead of deporting them. Prescott has an affair. His lover sells her revolting story to the Mail. Yuck. Meanwhile Blair doesnt crumble, doesnt falter, plays it nice n cool (Trigger). Credit where its due.

Its at moments like this I actually do believe in the Latin American way – stage a junta, screw democracy. Even Churchill admitted democracy was only the best of a crummy bunch. And it worries me when I wonder round Tescos and see all the open mouthed, blinged up, gum chewing morons, able, if they were absolutely arsed to do so, to cast that crucial vote and screw me out of getting a foothold on the property ladder. Again. I almost dont mind them half so much as the champagne socialists with two mortages, a Georgian terraced number and the option of when they retire, lecturing me about how hard done by all the illegals are.

We could USE a good JUNTA after whats happened in the UK this week.

Id like to be Adam Sandler right now in his new movie where he gets a nifty remote control for use in everyday life - fast foward the lurid affair details at least. I dont want to know!!!!

What with that and the fact that bloody Rooney's broken his bloody foot and is OUT of the bloody WORLD CUP. (truer sentiments expressed at Drinking from Home where the news broke)

Seriously. Im in the mood for a good junta. Bring it on.


At Sunday, 30 April, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We love Alison

At Sunday, 30 April, 2006, Blogger MonicaR said...

Yikes - we'd end up with a Hugo Chavez maybe. Although I do agree that we need to wake up and take the bull by the horns. I think things are going to get a lot worse though, unfortunately.

At Sunday, 30 April, 2006, Anonymous Maggie said...

Totally agree Alison, good blog. The Mail on Sunday gave a lecture on how not to vote for the nasty party BNP and that Cameron will save the day. Oh wake up he's a left winger if ever there was a day. Yeah a junta is the order of the day.

At Sunday, 30 April, 2006, Anonymous alison said...

You with me then JOnz?

Monica - im worried by what i see in the US. Build that wall! We built one. Actually 'we' didnt. The Romans did. Hadrian became Emperor in 117 AD. In 122 AD, he came to the UK and immediately ordered a wall to be built between the Solway Firth in the West and the River Tyne in the east "to separate Romans from Barbarians". He meant the Scottish!

Alternatively you take the White House & i'll take Westminster. The Anglo saxons and Celts have always been able to rely on powerful women when needed: Boadacea, Elizabeth I, Nancy Reagan and Margaret Thatcher :)

Maggie - the honeymoon periods over for Cameron. Appeal to core Tory voters or get lost.

At Monday, 01 May, 2006, Blogger Tom Tyler said...

Junta all the way!
I'll take 10 Downing St, you take the house of commons. (We need to provide a diversion to keep the Met occupied...let's organise a huge "Stop The War / Blair out of Iraq" march, that should detract attention).

At Monday, 01 May, 2006, Blogger MonicaR said...

LOL Tom!

We're working on the wall. The Minuteman Project is a group of private citizens doing what the government refuses to do.

At Monday, 01 May, 2006, Blogger Alison said...

Minuteman Project, action in Germany, free speech movement that i HOPE will take off here. Grass roots activists, people power.

LOL Tom - yep a "Stop it - Whatever it Is" rally, lots of Che to mask the irony.

At Monday, 01 May, 2006, Anonymous Steve said...

We already have a junta. That's why all the parties are the bloody same.

Jeez, I'm beginning to sound like a conspiracy theorist and I haven't been drinking - yet.

At Sunday, 07 May, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Anthony Blair concede sus entrevistas al prestigioso El Mundo newspaper

At Sunday, 07 May, 2006, Blogger Alison said...

and what did he say that he's running a Junta?

(kudos Steve, true - maybe ours could be the counter?)

do you have a link anon?


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